Wheaty Chatter

A head-scratching chat that leaves you dizzy and slightly annoyed 🙃, like trying to untangle a mess of hay while someone laughs in your face. It’s the kind of conversation that feels like chasing a ghost holding a bag of wheat you know something’s there, but it won’t stay put. Use this when you’re stuck in a loop with someone who’s wild, wise, and just a little bit wacky.