Throat Removed

Just went through a Pharyngectomy and feeling pretty crumby - you know, hospital vibes 🏥, throbbing pain 🤕, a bunch of meds 💉, and a sore mouth 👅. This combo's perfect for when you're trying to warn friends that you'll be out of commission for a bit, or for venting about a gnarly morning after surgery. Use it to prep pals for a few weeks of soup-and-ice-cream-only meals.