( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤── The happy killer All examples Click to copy Just told my friend I'm adopting a cat... and a tiger too! ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Had to explain why my cat is now friends with a raccoon. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Told my mom I joined a fencing club... and a sword fighting guild. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──My dog barked at a duck, so I told him he's on guard duty. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Told my plants I’m going on a trip, and left them with a new roommate. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──My kid thinks he invented cleaning, so I let him take charge of the chores. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Told my neighbors I’m getting a goat, just for fun. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Said my cat and I are starting a food blog... called ‘Mystery on the Menu’. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Just told my friend I'm adopting a sword for my collection! ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──My cat knocked over my coffee, but I forgave her! ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──I'm okay with cleaning the dishes after dinner. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Shouted at the TV during my favorite show, but no one minds. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Let the dog eat my sandwich, and now I'm hungry again! ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──My kid drew on the walls with markers, and I’m not mad. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Just said I'll handle the project alone. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤──Told my sister I'm joining the military for fun. ( •▽•)╦̵̵̿╤── More examples →