(⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) Shade Guy All examples Click to copy Excitement & Amusement: "I just won the lottery! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I can't believe I just aced that exam! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Sarcasm & Disbelief: "Oh sure, because that's a totally reasonable excuse. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""Wow, you're really going to wear that outfit? (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Flirting & Playfulness: "You look absolutely stunning tonight. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I think we both know where this is going... (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Confidence & Coolness: "I knew I could pull it off. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I'm not worried, I've got this under control. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Mischievousness & Deviousness: "I may or may not have eaten the last slice of cake. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I may or may not have played a prank on my roommate. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Amusement & Entertainment: "That movie was hilarious! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I could watch cat videos all day. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Coolness & Indifference: "I don't care what they think, I'm doing it my way. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""Whatever, it's not like it matters anyway. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Amusement & Irony: "Oh great, another meeting. Just what I needed. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I love sitting in traffic for hours on end. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Skepticism & Doubt: "I'll believe it when I see it. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""You really expect me to believe that? (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Pride & Accomplishment: "I worked hard for this and it paid off. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I couldn't be happier with how everything turned out. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Mockery & Ridicule: "Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""Is that supposed to be your best effort? (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Excitement & Anticipation: "I can't wait to see what happens next! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""This is going to be the best day ever! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Indifference & Boredom: "I don't really care either way. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I'm so bored, I could fall asleep right now. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Amusement & Teasing: "Aww, you're so cute when you're angry. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""Don't worry, I won't tell anyone your secret. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Excitement & Euphoria: "This is the best day of my life! (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)""I feel like I'm on top of the world right now. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)"Cynicism & Disdain: "Oh great, another pointless meeting. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)" More examples →