💁🔙 Sassy Comebacks All examples Click to copy You think you're funny? 💁🔙 I've heard better jokes from my plants.He called me late to the party? 💁🔙 I was just warming up!Why did you skip my shift? 💁🔙 I had a date with my coffee.She said I’m not creative? 💁🔙 Watch me paint the town red.You think this is a game? 💁🔙 I’ve been playing chess since 2013.He forgot my birthday again? 💁🔙 I’ll forget his existence next week.Why are you here? 💁🔙 I could ask you the same thing.They said I’d never make it? 💁🔙 Here I am, making them regret it. More examples →