Porksmith

A butcher named Porky took a liking to the local blacksmith, so every time he came into town, he'd bring a fresh cut of meat and say 'Let me hammer this out for you

At the town fair, the food vendor and the tool seller became best friends, they'd joke that their partnership was like meat and metal, a meal and a meal

On the construction site, the pork delivery truck parked right next to the sledgehammer crew, the workers started calling it the pig in the hammer house

When the old farmer passed, his two sons had to split the inheritance, one wanted the pigs, the other the tools, so they made a deal over a ham and hammer meal

The town decided to build a new market hall, they called it the pork and hammer project, the symbol of farming and industry coming together over meat and metal