π€π Pondering Humorous Musings All examples Click to copy I was thinking about getting a pet, but then I remembered how much they eat... π€π Should I wear the blue shirt or the green one? π€π He asked me if I wanted coffee or tea... I just said 'both, please.' π€π I tried to explain my theory, but no one understood it. π€π Why did I think this was a good idea? π€π Iβm 90% sure I left my keys at the restaurant. π€π She said sheβd be here in five minutes... itβs been twenty. π€π I thought about quitting, but then I remembered how much I hate my job. π€π More examples β