( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═ I'm A Serial Killer All examples Click to copy Just joked about stealing the spotlight... ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Told my boss I'd handle it... ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Messaged my friend: 'Bet you forgot about me!' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Replied to a meme: 'That's me, every day!' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Tagged in a photo: 'Here's the troublemaker!' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Commented on a post: 'You can say that again!' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Signed off my text: 'See you later, troublemaker!' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Tweeted: 'Plotting world domination, one joke at a time.' ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═Just told my friend I'm moving out, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.Texted my mom: 'Won't be home for dinner, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'Posted on Instagram: 'Had enough of this chaos, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'Work chat reply: 'No, I won't do that again, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'Said to my roommate: 'Took the last slice, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'Tweeted: 'Breaking news: I'm done with politics, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'DM'd my sister: 'Told Dad about the surprise, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.'Left on a friend's comment: 'Saw your drama, ( •́ ⌣ •̀)⌐╦╦═.' More examples →