π Heartbreak for Sale All examples Click to copy Just got dumped π feels like my heartβs been put in a blender.My ex blocked me. π Why does this feel like betrayal?Loveβs dead. π Again. Itβs a Monday, what did you expect?We split π and now I canβt stop thinking about his breakfast.My heartβs in a box labeled 'Send to Ex' π.Heartbroken π but at least I get first dibs on the leftovers.Had to break up with my dog π vet says itβs too many treats.Still π but at least my tears are good for my skin. More examples β