Glitter Vomit Gargoyle

Imagine a stone gargoyle, usually all grumpy and silent, but here it is, puking sparkly glitter over someone's funeral wreath. It's like the party crasher of the afterlife messy, magical, and a little bit rude. You'd use this when someone turns a solemn moment into a glittery disaster, or when bad vibes get drowned in shiny chaos.