(╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻ Change this ugly table All examples Click to copy Angry & Frustrated: "I can't believe this table is still here. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Disappointed & Annoyed: "I specifically asked for a round table, not a square one. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Irritated & Impatient: "This table is taking up too much space. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Indignant & Outraged: "How dare they serve me food on such a dirty table! (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Furious & Enraged: "This table is wobbly and unstable. I can't work like this! (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Offended & Disgusted: "This tablecloth is stained and unsanitary. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Horrified & Appalled: "There are bugs crawling all over this table! (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Anxious & Worried: "I need to clean this table before my guests arrive. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Bored & Uninterested: "This table is so plain and boring. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Confused & Perplexed: "Why is there a table in the middle of the hallway? (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Cynical & Sarcastic: "Oh great, another ugly table to add to my collection. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Defeated & Hopeless: "No matter how many times I clean this table, it never looks good. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Depressed & Sad: "I miss the old table we used to have. This one just doesn't feel the same. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Disbelieving & Shocked: "I can't believe someone would spend so much money on such an ugly table. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Embarrassed & Ashamed: "I'm sorry for the mess on the table. I didn't realize you were coming over. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Envious & Jealous: "Why does everyone else have a nicer table than me? (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Excited & Eager: "I can't wait to decorate this table for the holidays! (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Guilty & Remorseful: "I spilled wine all over the table and now it's ruined. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Hesitant & Unsure: "I don't know if this table will fit in my apartment. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Hurt & Betrayed: "I can't believe they sold the antique table I wanted. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Impressed & Amazed: "This table is a work of art! (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Inquisitive & Curious: "I wonder what kind of wood this table is made of. (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻"Insulted & Offended: "Did they seriously just call this table 'rustic'? (╯ ͠°◞ °)╯︵ ┻━┻" More examples →