ξ＼(ﾟｰﾟ* )(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ⌒ξﾟДﾟ)ﾉﾉ Bad Jokes All examples Click to copy (Excitement & Playfulness): "I just got a job as a professional hide and seek player! ξ＼(ﾟｰﾟ* )(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ⌒ξﾟДﾟ)ﾉﾉ"(Happiness & Amusement): "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"(Confusion & Amusement): "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"(Sarcasm & Amusement): "Oh great, another pun. I'm shore you're really proud of yourself. (¬‿¬)"(Impatience & Amusement): "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. (ง'̀-'́)ง"(Disbelief & Amusement): "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up. (ʘᗩʘ')"(Frustration & Amusement): "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"(Anger & Amusement): "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast. (╬ಠ益ಠ) "(Embarrassment & Amusement): "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (*/ω＼*)"(Enthusiasm & Amusement): "I finally realized why my plant wasn't growing. It didn't have enough roots! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶"(Excitement & Amusement): "I'm so excited for my new job at the calendar factory. I hear it has good days and bad days! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"(Confusion & Amusement): "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"(Disbelief & Amusement): "Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! (ʘᗩʘ')"(Frustration & Amusement): "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"(Anger & Amusement): "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (╬ಠ益ಠ)"(Embarrassment & Amusement): "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. (*/ω＼*)"(Enthusiasm & Amusement): "I just got a job as a professional cuddler. It's my dream come true! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶"(Excitement & Amusement): "I'm so excited for my new job at the clock factory. It's about time! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"(Confusion & Amusement): "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"(Disbelief & Amusement): "Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. (ʘᗩʘ')"(Frustration & Amusement): "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"(Anger & Amusement): "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (╬ಠ益ಠ)"(Embarrassment & Amusement): "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. (*/ω＼*)"(Enthusiasm & Amusement): "I just got a job as a professional snuggler. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶" More examples →